Coming Soon: The Personal Blog of iconic newsman Bob Boberts, Jr, former host of NewsFlash and The Tragedy Files, which aired on networks we’re not allowed to name. The blog will give you a window into the day-to-day life of being a hard edged news reporter in the national spotlight. He wanted us to post the picture below, which features him with his close personal friends Robert Downey, Jr (from that one season of Ally McBeal) and Kevin Hart (best known for his roles in Soul Plane and Scary Movie 4).
Santa Suing Producers Of ‘Violent Night’ For Defamation of Character
The filmmakers behind the recent hit holiday action flick Violent Night awoke to an unpleasant discovery this morning. Not only was everyone involved in the motion picture given only coal from Santa Claus, but they were also served with a letter from Santa informing them of his intent to sue them. While some from the…
10 Absurd But True Facts About Daniel Radcliffe (You Probably Only Know One)
It’s hard to believe that 2001 was so long ago. But it was, which means Harry Potter came out over 20 years ago. To honor this ridiculously old franchise, HBO Max has released a special called Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts. So this felt like a good time to compile the 10 most…
Great Health Tips To Help You Start 2022 On The Right Track
As we enter the new year, many of us have made resolutions already or plan to. However, most of us will break them long before the year is up. Which is too bad because a large amount of them have to do with improving our health and physical looks. To help make sure you get…
5 Things Only Awful People Do (Fact Checked By Person Specialists)
It can be hard to know if you’re a good person or not. We all struggle with wondering if we’re doing the right thing and look back on past decisions and dissect how we could have handled situations better. We have a desire to seek out ways to be better humans, not only for ourselves,…
Hear Me Out: Santa Claus Is A Menace To Society
Santa Claus is beloved across the globe. He’s one of the most instantly recognizable figures of all time…but should he be? I can’t help but be disgusted with the masses for their idle acceptance of this grotesque creature. Here are the five reasons why Santa Claus, the gift bringer formerly known as Kris Kringle, is…
Hear Me Out: Murder Should Be Legal
Editor’s Note: The following views expressed by Mr. Robert Boberts, Jr. are not representative of the beliefs of us here at Probably News or its parent company, We See You Scrolling. Boberts has simply been given a massive platform to share his deepest, most deranged thoughts, and while they may influence the hearts and minds…
Sports Team Wins Big, Will Play More Of The Sport Soon As Reward
One of the biggest sports games of the year was played earlier today and it did not disappoint the people who love the sports. The Dubuque Scary Names and the Los Angeles Insensitive To Indigenous People Team (one of LA’s 2,543 professional sports teams) duked it out in epic fashion, scoring the most points since…
BREAKING NEWS: Earth Collides With Mars, Take Shelter You Idiots
Sources close to me are insisting the Earth has come to a full on collision with our neighboring planet Mars. Authorities I’ve reached out to are firmly in the midst of a cover up, as nobody is returning my calls or messages. The cowards know they cannot lie me as I represent truth and unity…
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